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Mar 30, 2018, 2:59 AM

Jeremy Corbyn recounts the story of Passover

It is the time of year where we pause to commemorate the campaign of War Crimes and Dispossession against the Ancient Egyptian People that some refer to as "Passover." Now many years ago, a group of Rootless Cosmopolitans known...

Oct 31, 2017, 7:16 PM

‘I’m Okay!’…Roger Waters reassures fans after Gaza Tunnel collapse

By The Daily Freier Staff Last Updated 10/31/2017 at 6:20 PM Khan Yunis: Fans of (Rula Jebreal’s ex-boyfriend/the creepy weirdo stalking Bar Refaeli/that guy who used to play with Syd Barrett) famed singer-songwriter Roger Waters breathed a sigh of relief today...

Jul 13, 2017, 4:37 PM

Bibi’s Top Ten explanations for the Submarine Scandal

So apparently Israel's $480 Million purchase of German submarines wasn't entirely Kosher LaPesach, and Prime Minister Netanyahu's friends keep getting arrested in what is no doubt just a big misunderstanding. Because the police are using some very hurtful words....

Mar 2, 2017, 5:41 PM

Cops in same country that found Eichmann say they’re ‘like, this close’ to locating a Binary Options office in Ramat Gan

(Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons) Last Updated 3/2/2017 at 2:30 PM Ramat Gan: The police force in the same country that somehow tracked down and captured notorious Nazi Adolph Eichmann in Argentina says that it's "like this close" to finding and investigating...

Dec 18, 2016, 5:40 PM

The story of Hanukkah as told by Donald J. Trump

The story of Hanukkah, in the inimitable words and manner that may or may not have been used by Donald J. Trump

Nov 29, 2016, 12:29 AM

Fidel Castro now enrolled in Professor Arafat’s Civics 101 seminar at Hell Community College

By The Daily Freier Staff Last Updated 11/28/2016 at 7:20 PM Gehenna: Hell's newest resident, a Mister Fidel Castro, late of Havana, has wasted no time getting situated in the abode that will be his residence for eternity. Immediately upon arriving...

Sep 30, 2016, 6:50 PM

John Kerry negotiates 7,000 Shekel cab ride to Ben Gurion Airport

By The Daily Freier Staff Last Updated 9/30/2016 at 4:30 PM Ben Gurion International Airport: As World Leaders depart Israel after paying their respects to the late Statesman Shimon Peres, United States Secretary of State has added another diplomatic feather to...

Aug 4, 2016, 9:35 AM

‘Narnia’, ‘Endor’, and ‘Palestine’ send teams to the Rio Olympics!

By The Daily Freier Staff Last Updated 8/4/2016 at 7:30 AM Rio de Janeiro: Sports fans everywhere are kind of excited, and for good reason: this year will see several make-believe nations compete in the Olympics, to include 'Narnia', 'Middle Earth',...

Jun 18, 2016, 12:23 PM

FOREX holds EXPO in Cyprus after Hell cancels their reservation

By the Daily Freier Staff Last Updated 6/18/2016 at 10:30 AM Gehenna: The recent FOREX/Binary Options Expo in Cyprus was by all accounts a fun event for all attendees, but word has leaked that Cyprus was not the Industry's first choice....

Jan 16, 2016, 5:31 PM

BBC’s Newest Detective Drama Stars Hanin Zoabi & Margot Wallstrom

By The Daily Freier Staff Last Updated 1/15/2016 at 12:30 PM London- The BBC unveiled its newest show for the Spring lineup with the coming premier of “Wallstrom and Zoabi: Root Causes“ a riveting drama starring Hanin Zoabi and Margot Wallstrom...

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Aaron is the Editor in Chief of the elite team of citizen journalists at The Daily Freier, providing fact-based news to Tel Aviv and beyond since 2014. This is like satire and stuff.