Hitler Copy-Cat, Insurrectionist Claims: ‘I Didn’t Know Congress Met in the US Capitol’

Convicted felon, Timothy Hale-Cusanelli, now faces up to 20 years in prison for his role in the January 6th insurrection.

You know Timothy Hale-Cusanelli.

Yup, he’s the guy you saw all over the internet sporting a Hitler moustache and Adolf’s comb-over hair style.

Well, he was convicted of obstructing the work of Congress.

In his defense, Timothy testified, “I did not realize that the Congress met in the Capitol.”

And the jury rolled their eyes.

Then Timothy added, “I feel like an idiot, it sounds idiotic and it is.”

I wondered:

“What other statements could flow out of Timothy’s idiotic mouth?”

“What else would he say to reduce his prison time?”

Here’s my list of Timothy’s, “I didn’t know that”:

White supremacists hated Jews, Blacks and Hispanics;

Hitler wore a Charlie Chaplin moustache;

The Nazis murdered six million Jews;

I would be considered anti-Semitic because I admired Hitler;

Hoping for a “civil war” to cleanse society of Jews, Blacks, Hispanic and Gays was a bad thing;

Saying, “Hitler should have finished the job meant killing more Jews;”

Saying, “The Holocaust never happened would upset the Jews;”

Saying, “Babies born with any deformities or disabilities should be shot in the forehead was cruel;”

Saying, “I would kill all the Jews and eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and I wouldn’t need to season them because the salt from their tears would make it flavorful enough” was sick.”

And finally, I wondered:

“Why would Orthodox American Jews march, storm and attack the Capitol on January 6, 2021 with the likes of this Nazi scum?

And please remind me, who was that old guy that egged them on and told them he would lead them on to the Capitol steps?”

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