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Barry Jacobson

Jews need help controlling the world

Recently, a Georgia state official was quoted as saying, “The Jews are controlling everything.”

https://vinnews.com/2024/08/28/on-white-nationalists-show-georgia-state-official-kandiss-taylor-said-jews-are-controlling-everything/

When people say the Jews control the world, I get annoyed. Why has it been only our job for thousands of years to control the world? It is hard work and a thankless effort. Is it fair that a single small people should have all the responsibility of controlling the world, and expected to do this 24/7/365, without the slightest bit of appreciation? Many of us work full time and have family responsibilities as well, and yet are expected to spend countless hours controlling the world without any compensation. Often we must set up international conferences on world control, and house and feed numerous attendees from all over the world, and it is a huge expense. Which sane person would agree to do this under these conditions? People take for granted that the Jews will gladly arrange everything and cover all costs of controlling the world including kosher food and secure internet lines for all guests. It is time already that we should be able to take some time off from controlling the world. We can use a break here and there, just like everybody else. We are simply exhausted from controlling the world. There is no reason why others can’t step up to the plate. If we don’t control the world it will get out of control very quickly and chaos will reign. Please consider volunteering to control the world for whatever time you can spare, so the Jews can finally catch a break after millenia of constant hard work controlling the world.

Thank you very much for your kind consideration.

Sincerely,

The Jewish League for World Control.

About the Author
Originally from Chicago, completed childhood in Long Island. Studied at Shaalvim, Mir, Chofetz Chaim and YU Kollel Elyon. Completed BS and MS in Electrical Engineering at Columbia, and PhD at the Harvard-MIT Division of Health Sciences and Technology. Independent Biomedical Researcher.
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