Of course, as with any good satire, the hoax must almost sound true. Let’s do it! He’s installed to fool the public, increase exploitation of the common man for the super-rich. (He IS the swamp.) But when his conscience spoke up, they blackmailed him and he killed himself or was killed.
How about that fake conspiracy theory? It doesn’t preach hatred. It actually paints a very true of capitalist society. Left-wingers will never believe that fake Trump is a robot. But maybe it’s good enough for those confused enough to vote against their own self-interests because they were fooled to believe that voting right-wing will give them better lives.
Let’s tell them this: Trump was assassinated or committed suicide, early-on during his first campaign. What we see since is a robot with a tape player.
That’s why his answers are often like snippets that lack substance.
That’s why he ‘speaks’ in slogans.
That’s why most of his sayings come via Twitter.
That’s why he so often contradicts himself.
All foreign leaders found out when he gave them his iron grip handshake.
That’s why they now laugh about him.
That’s why he had trouble getting down a ramp or drinking water with one hand (until this was focused on and they improved the mechanics).
That’s why he wasn’t scared to have COVID-19–a robot can’t get it.
That’s why he says ‘the China virus.’ The word ‘corona’ was not on file.
That’s why he keeps his distance from his followers–not to be found out.
That’s why Kushner or Menuhin or his spokespeople have so much fear in their eyes when they need to speak for or about him.
That’s why Melania looks and acts so cold. She’s still grieving. How warm can you be, left on your own without a possibility to openly mourn?
That’s why all these White House people got fired–they found out. They know that if they’ll talk, they’ll end up dead too.
And the stupid media never found out. They only notice how outrageously he ‘talks.’ How guilty they will feel when they finally find out!
Some people at Fox know. That’s why they often come with such far-fetched excuses defending him.
That’s why he couldn’t condemn White supremacy at first. There was no recording of it in stock. But after a few days, they found or faked one.
That’s why he brings up irrelevant Obama and Clinton all the time and why there is no new Republican policy. They only have the old tapes to play.
That’s why he ‘mispronounces’ new words like KAmala {“KaMAla”}–the voice imitations are still such poor quality.
They try to hide the bad presidential voice imitations by having the voice synthesizer read from a teleprompter but we all hear how natural he sounds when it is switched back to his old tapes.
That’s why he wears this orange makeup. They never got his complexion right. It’s hard to make a pale skin look good.
That’s why he can’t show his medical records or tax returns. Dead people in the US don’t get checkups and don’t pay taxes.
What we see and hear is just a robot with a collection of old tapes. He was a phenomenal speaker and no one can take his place.
But that’s why he’s polling lower among women, Blacks, LGBTQs–they’re just harder to fool that he’s still alive.
Of course, the leading Democrats know all of this. They won’t say a thing because Biden was a robot before Trump. (Yes, his voice recorder shows.)
BTW: Can you prove it’s not true? LOL
About the Author
MM is a prolific and creative writer and thinker, previously a daily blog contributor to the TOI. He often makes his readers laugh, mad, or assume he's nuts—close to perfect blogging. He's proud that his analytical short comments are removed both from left-wing and right-wing news sites. None of his content is generated by the new bore on the block, AI. *
As a frontier thinker, he sees things many don't yet. He's half a prophet. Half. Let's not exaggerate. Or not at all because he doesn't claim G^d talks to him. He gives him good ideas—that's all. MM doesn't believe that people observe and think in a vacuum. He, therefore, wanted a broad bio that readers interested can track a bit what (lack of) backgrounds, experiences, and educations contribute to his visions. *
This year, he will prioritize getting his unpublished books published rather than just blog posts. Of the 15 (!) books he has in mind, the next two are about homosexuality in Judaism and new rabbinics. Next year, he hopes to focus on activism against human extinction. To find less-recent posts on a subject XXX among his over 2600 archived ones, go to the right-top corner of a Times of Israel page, click on the search icon and search "zuiden, XXX". One can find a second, wilder blog that also may contain updates to Times of Israel posts, to which one may subscribe, here: https://mmvanzuiden.wordpress.com/ or by clicking on the globe icon next to his picture on top. *
He's getting ready to publicize books on: "Free Will, "Judaism and Homosexuality, "His parents in the Holocaust, "Judaism, "A New Torah Translation and "A New Hebrew Grammar, "Co-Counseling, "Vegan Facts, "Immortality, and more. *
Like most of his readers, he believes in being friendly, respectful, and loyal. However, if you think those are his absolute top priorities, you might end up disappointed. His first loyalty is to the truth. He agrees that in a post-truth world, that's irrelevant, but then this is for the record. He will try to stay within the limits of democratic and Jewish law, but he won't lie to support opinions or people when don't deserve that. (Yet, we all make honest mistakes, which is just fine and does not justify losing support.) He admits that he sometimes exaggerates to make a point, which could have him come across as nasty, while in actuality, he's quite a lovely person to interact with. He holds - how Dutch - that a strong opinion doesn't imply intolerance of other views. *
Sometimes he's misunderstood because his wide and diverse field of vision seldomly fits any specialist's box. But that's exactly what some love about him. He has written a lot about Psychology (including Sexuality and Abuse), Medicine (including physical immortality), Science (including basic statistics), Politics (Israel, the US, and the Netherlands, Activism - more than leftwing or rightwing, he hopes to highlight reality), Oppression and Liberation (intersectionally, for young people, the elderly, non-Whites, women, workers, Jews, LGBTQIA+, foreigners and anyone else who's dehumanized or exploited), Integrity, Philosophy, Jews (Judaism, Zionism, Holocaust and Jewish Liberation), the Climate Crisis, Ecology and Veganism, Affairs from the news, or the Torah Portion of the Week, or new insights that suddenly befell him. *
Chronologically, his most influential teachers are his parents, Nico (natan) van Zuiden and Betty (beisye) Nieweg, Wim Kan, Mozart, Harvey Jackins, Marshal Rosenberg, Reb Shlomo Carlebach, and, lehavdil bein chayim lechayim, Rabbi Dr. Natan Lopes Cardozo, Rav Zev Leff, and Rav Meir Lubin. This short list doesn't mean to disrespect others who taught him a lot or a little. One of his rabbis calls him Mr. Innovation [Ish haChidushim]. Yet, his originalities seem to root deeply in traditional Judaism, though they may grow in unexpected directions. In fact, he claims he's modernizing nothing. Rather, mainly basing himself on the basic Hebrew Torah text, he tries to rediscover classical Jewish thought almost lost in thousands of years of stifling Gentile domination and Jewish assimilation. (He pleads for a close reading of the Torah instead of going by rough assumptions of what it would probably mean and before fleeing to Commentaries.) This, in all aspects of life, but prominently in the areas of Free Will, Activism, Homosexuality for men, and Redemption. *
He hopes that his words will inspire and inform, and disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. He aims to bring a fresh perspective rather than harp on the obvious and familiar. When he can, he loves to write encyclopedic overviews. He doesn't expect his readers to agree. Rather, original minds should be disputed. In short, his main political positions are among others: anti-Trumpism, for Zionism, Intersectionality, non-violence, anti those who abuse democratic liberties, anti the fake ME peace process, for original-Orthodoxy, pro-Science, pro-Free Will, anti-blaming-the-victim, and for down-to-earth, classical optimism, and happiness. Read his blog on how he attempts to bridge any tensions between those ideas or fields. *
He is a fetal survivor of the pharmaceutical industry (https://diethylstilbestrol.co.uk/studies/des-and-psychological-health/), born in 1953 to his parents who were Dutch-Jewish Holocaust survivors who met in the largest concentration camp in the Netherlands, Westerbork. He grew up a humble listener. It took him decades to become a speaker too, and decades more to admit to being a genius. But his humility was his to keep. And so was his honesty. Bullies and con artists almost instantaneously envy and hate him. He hopes to bring new things and not just preach to the choir. *
He holds a BA in medicine (University of Amsterdam) – is half a doctor. He practices Re-evaluation Co-counseling since 1977, is not an official teacher anymore, and became a friendly, powerful therapist. He became a social activist, became religious, made Aliyah, and raised three wonderful kids. Previously, for decades, he was known to the Jerusalem Post readers as a frequent letter writer. For a couple of years, he was active in hasbara to the Dutch-speaking public. He wrote an unpublished tome about Jewish Free Will. He's a strict vegan since 2008. He's an Orthodox Jew but not a rabbi. *
His writing has been made possible by an allowance for second-generation Holocaust survivors from the Netherlands. It has been his dream since he was 38 to try to make a difference by teaching through writing. He had three times 9-out-of-10 for Dutch at his high school finals but is spending his days communicating in English and Hebrew - how ironic. G-d must have a fine sense of humor. In case you wonder - yes, he is a bit dyslectic. If you're a native English speaker and wonder why you should read from people whose English is only their second language, consider the advantage of having an original peek outside of your cultural bubble. His posts are spell, grammar, and style polished by AI, but all written by himself. *
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