Moshe-Mordechai van Zuiden
Psychology, Medicine, Science, Politics, Oppression, Integrity, Philosophy, Jews

Maybe we should create a conspiracy theory to show conspirators their silliness?

“Trump Under Fire for Retweeting Conspiracy Theory Claiming Bin Laden Still Alive.”

If you can’t fight them, join them?

Of course, as with any good satire, the hoax must almost sound true. Let’s do it! He’s installed to fool the public, increase exploitation of the common man for the super-rich. (He IS the swamp.) But when his conscience spoke up, they blackmailed him and he killed himself or was killed.

How about that fake conspiracy theory? It doesn’t preach hatred. It actually paints a very true of capitalist society. Left-wingers will never believe that fake Trump is a robot. But maybe it’s good enough for those confused enough to vote against their own self-interests because they were fooled to believe that voting right-wing will give them better lives.

Let’s tell them this: Trump was assassinated or committed suicide, early-on during his first campaign. What we see since is a robot with a tape player.

That’s why his answers are often like snippets that lack substance.

That’s why he ‘speaks’ in slogans.

That’s why most of his sayings come via Twitter.

That’s why he so often contradicts himself.

All foreign leaders found out when he gave them his iron grip handshake.

That’s why they now laugh about him.

That’s why he had trouble getting down a ramp or drinking water with one hand (until this was focused on and they improved the mechanics).

That’s why he wasn’t scared to have COVID-19–a robot can’t get it.

That’s why he says ‘the China virus.’ The word ‘corona’ was not on file.

That’s why he keeps his distance from his followers–not to be found out.

That’s why Kushner or Menuhin or his spokespeople have so much fear in their eyes when they need to speak for or about him.

That’s why Melania looks and acts so cold. She’s still grieving. How warm can you be, left on your own without a possibility to openly mourn?

That’s why all these White House people got fired–they found out. They know that if they’ll talk, they’ll end up dead too.

And the stupid media never found out. They only notice how outrageously he ‘talks.’ How guilty they will feel when they finally find out!

Some people at Fox know. That’s why they often come with such far-fetched excuses defending him.

That’s why he couldn’t condemn White supremacy at first. There was no recording of it in stock. But after a few days, they found or faked one.

That’s why he brings up irrelevant Obama and Clinton all the time and why there is no new Republican policy. They only have the old tapes to play.

That’s why he ‘mispronounces’ new words like KAmala {“KaMAla”}–the voice imitations are still such poor quality.

They try to hide the bad presidential voice imitations by having the voice synthesizer read from a teleprompter but we all hear how natural he sounds when it is switched back to his old tapes.

That’s why he wears this orange makeup. They never got his complexion right. It’s hard to make a pale skin look good.

That’s why he can’t show his medical records or tax returns. Dead people in the US don’t get checkups and don’t pay taxes.

What we see and hear is just a robot with a collection of old tapes. He was a phenomenal speaker and no one can take his place.

But that’s why he’s polling lower among women, Blacks, LGBTQs–they’re just harder to fool that he’s still alive.

Of course, the leading Democrats know all of this. They won’t say a thing because Biden was a robot before Trump. (Yes, his voice recorder shows.)

BTW: Can you prove it’s not true? LOL

About the Author
MM is a prolific and creative writer and thinker, a daily blog contributor to the TOI. He is a fetal survivor of the pharmaceutical industry (, born in 1953 to two Dutch survivors who met in the largest concentration camp in the Netherlands, Westerbork, and holds a BA in medicine (University of Amsterdam). He taught Re-evaluation Co-counseling, became a social activist, became religious, made Aliyah, and raised three wonderful kids. He wrote an unpublished tome about Jewish Free Will. He's a strict vegan since 2008. He's an Orthodox Jew but not a rabbi. * His most influential teachers (chronologically) are: his parents, Nico (natan) van Zuiden and Betty (beisye) Nieweg, Wim Kan, Mozart, Harvey Jackins, Marshal Rosenberg, Reb Shlomo Carlebach, and, lehavdil bein chayim lechayim: Rabbi Dr. Natan Lopes Cardozo, Rav Zev Leff, and Rav Meir Lubin. * Previously, for decades, he was known to the Jerusalem Post readers as a frequent letter writer. For a couple of years, he wrote hasbara for the Dutch public. His fields of attention now are varied: Psychology (including Sexuality and Abuse), Medicine (including physical immortality), Science (statistics), Politics (Israel, the US and the Netherlands, Activism - more than leftwing or rightwing, he hopes to highlight Truth), Oppression and Liberation (intersectionally, for young people, the elderly, non-Whites, women, workers, Jews, LGBTQIA, foreigners and anyone else who's dehumanized or exploited), Integrity, Philosophy, Jews (Judaism, Zionism, Holocaust and Jewish Liberation), Ecology and Veganism. Sometimes he's misunderstood because he has such a wide vision that never fits any specialist's box. But that's exactly what many love about him. Many of his posts relate to affairs from the news or the Torah Portion of the Week or are new insights that suddenly befell him. * He hopes that his words will inspire and inform, reassure the doubters but make the self-assured doubt more. He strives to bring a fresh perspective rather than bore you with the obvious. He doesn't expect his readers to agree. Rather, original minds must be disputed. In short, his main political positions are: anti-Trumpism, for Zionism, Intersectionality, non-violence, democracy, anti the fake peace process, for original-Orthodoxy, Science, Free Will, anti blaming-the-victim and for down-to-earth optimism. Read his blog how he attempts to bridge any discrepancies. He admits sometimes exaggerating to make a point, which could have him come across as nasty, while in actuality, he's quite a lovely person to interact with. He holds - how Dutch - that a strong opinion doesn't imply intolerance of other views. * His writing has been made possible by an allowance for second-generation Holocaust survivors from the Netherlands. It has been his dream since he was 38 to try to make a difference by teaching through writing. He had three times 9-out-of-10 for Dutch at his high school finals but is spending his days communicating in English and Hebrew - how ironic. G-d must have a fine sense of humor. In case you wonder - yes, he is a bit dyslectic. November 13, 2018, he published his 500th blog post with the ToI. If you're a native English speaker and wonder why you should read from people whose English is only their second language, consider the advantage of having a peek outside of your cultural bubble. * NEW: To see other blog posts by him, his overspill blog you can reach by clicking on the Website icon next to his picture at the head of every post. There you may find precursors to later TOI blog posts, addition or corrections of published TOI blog posts, blog posts the TOI will not carry, and some thoughts that are too short to be a TOI blog post. Also, the TOI only allows for one blog post per blogger per 24 hours. Sometimes, he has more to say than that. * To send any personal reaction to him, scroll to the top of the blog post and click Contact Me.
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