Moshe-Mordechai van Zuiden
Psychology, Medicine, Science, Politics, Oppression, Integrity, Philosophy, Jews

My predictions for the most dishonest & corrupt media awards of the year 2018

I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!

Trump’s twitter, 3:05 AM – 3 Jan 2018

With bated breath all journalists are waiting; not me. I have my prediction ready:

Donald Trump will come up with a big smile and say:

Let me first bid a special welcome to the wives of the firefighters who have battled the forest fires in California relentlessly, with tremendous skill and courage. It was tough but in the end they won.

But you were meanwhile keeping the household going, uncertain if and when your brave and selfless husbands would return from their tremendous service to the public. Almost all of you got him back and we’re grateful for that. And surely, you’re spoiling him and very proud of him.

And we stand for the two men who lost their lives shielding the nation and we value their sacrifice and their widows are here with us today.

All of you, the spouses, are heroes too, away from the limelight and today we want to honor you. Thank you for your work.

– This year, we won again! In all categories. Let me explain.

– We fed the press lies and they gave me free publicity all through my campaign, voicing their shock and disagreement, repeating my election slogans all over the People – the fools.

– I continue doing so to prepare for reelection – though I know that there is no serious opposition candidate to fear. Next time, we will win land-slight.

– I call them the bad journalists not because they’re evil. Rather, they are stupid. And that makes them bad reporters. They say that I seek publicity – I don’t. It’s them who make me popular all day long.

– So I want to commend them for supporting my presidency and it’s accomplishments with obsessive coverage. And their passionate negative stance against me has certainly given me a lot of fans.

– So, I’m not going to make almost everyone jealous by singling out a few of the press who would them explode from furthered self-importance.

– Basically, you have done a joint job of stressing anything that you thought was wrong about me, from my hair and eating habits to my laws and tax cuts. You’re just a bunch of jealous losers in no need of any recognition, because it’s clear for all to see.

– Meanwhile, we won. We won again. And we will keep winning. For America. For the forgotten men and women. To make America great again! Happy New Year, everyone. G-d bless the United States.

I might be unable to help readers who won’t get ironies or parodies.

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To subscribe to his daily blog posts, click on the circle next to the blogger's picture, containing a dot with two quarter circles around it (the Feed Computer icon). * The author is a fetal survivor of the pharmaceutical industry (DES - Diethylstilbestrol), born in 1953 to two Dutch survivors who met in the largest concentration camp in the Netherlands, Westerbork, and holds a BA in medicine (University of Amsterdam). He taught Re-evaluation Co-counseling, became a social activist, became religious, made Aliyah, and raised three wonderful kids. He wrote an unpublished tome about Jewish Free Will. He's a vegan for 8 years now. He's an Orthodox Jew but not a rabbi. * His most influential teachers (chronologically) are: his parents, Nico (natan) van Zuiden and Betty (beisye) Nieweg, Wim Kan, Mozart, Harvey Jackins, Marshal Rosenberg, Reb Shlomo Carlebach and lehavdiel bein chayim lechayim: Rabbi Dr. Natan Lopes Cardozo, Rav Zev Leff and Rav Meir Lubin. * Previously, for decades, he was known to the Jerusalem Post readers as a frequent letter writer. For a couple of years he wrote hasbara for the Dutch public. His fields of attention now are varied: Psychology (including Sexuality and Abuse), Medicine (including physical immortality), Science, Politics (Israel, the US and the Netherlands, Activism - more than leftwing or rightwing, he hopes to highlight Truth), Oppression and Liberation (intersectionally, for young people, the elderly, non-Whites, women, workers, Jews, GLBTQAI, foreigners and anyone else who's dehumanized or exploited), Integrity, Philosophy, Jews (Judaism, Zionism, Holocaust and Jewish Liberation), Ecology and Veganism. Sometimes he's misunderstood because he has such a wide vision that never fits any specialist's box. But that's exactly what many love about him. Many of his posts relate to affairs from the news or the Torah Portion of the Week or are new insights that suddenly befell him. * He hopes that his words will inspire and inform, reassure the doubters but make the self-assured doubt more. He strives to bring a fresh perspective rather than bore you with the obvious. He doesn't expect his readers to agree. Rather, original minds must be disputed. In short, his main political positions are: anti-Trumpism, for Zionism, Intersectionality, non-violence, democracy, anti the fake peace process, for original-Orthodoxy, Science, Free Will, anti blaming-the-victim and for down-to-earth optimism. Read his blog how he attempts to bridge any discrepancies. He admits sometimes exaggerating to make a point, which could have him come across as nasty, while in actuality, he's quit a lovely person to interact with. He holds - how Dutch - that a strong opinion doesn't imply intolerance of other views. * His writing has been made possible by an allowance for second generation Holocaust survivors from the Netherlands. It has been his dream since he was 38 to try to make a difference by teaching through writing. He had three times 9-out-of-10 for Dutch at his high school finals but is spending his days communicating in English and Hebrew - how ironic. G-d must have a fine sense of humor. In case you wonder - yes, he is a bit dyslectic. November 13, 2018, he published his 500st blog post with the ToI. * He likes doing age-appropriate and age-inappropriate things and looks forward to getting to know his timeless mature out-of-the-box soul mate. * To send any personal reaction to him, scroll to the top of the blog post and click Contact Me.
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