Anna Wozniak

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Jul 14, 2016, 1:18 PM

If his name is George, I'll call him Peter. There are only a few more things that must go wrong, between now, and the time we leave, for our time here to be complete. Getting run over, or losing some crack...

May 25, 2016, 1:58 PM

She hopes you are well. That's her intent. She hopes that your meetings came quickly and went. That those presentations got promptly sent See: I am unwell. I seek your perspective to save us again. Give it a name! Ritalin baby. Among many students she's commonly used, often abused - for concentration, little starvation, She is prescribed to kids for...

Apr 6, 2016, 4:09 PM

platform nine and three quarters

“It’s just like that.” Angus nods, turning suavely in his cubicle chair, “It’s exactly like that.” His pony-tail hat-hair swishes in front his face, lanky legs crossed flamboyantly, one over the other, flashing his humongous space-shoe Nikey trainers at us...

Mar 20, 2016, 7:49 AM

A Robb Ed? Part 1

It was a white car full of trash. I forget the make, maybe it was an old Fiat, or a pale Honda perhaps, maybe? Regardless, it was white trash. On wheels, but it was getting late, and in the space...

Mar 6, 2016, 7:25 PM

Alas we have m.o.v.e.d Because we have moved this feels rather soothed: Moving means changing - Engaging - Arranging Unpacking, unclogging, --finding the sockets, old toasters! new storage; I like getting used to our candy-coal plumbing, new lighting, new traffic, slightly chewed flooring, Brand babies upstairs, new neighbours soaring their door code turned out...

Feb 11, 2016, 6:29 PM

Crows. Attempt. Murder.

I haven't decided which one I like more: "May the bridges I burn, light my way..." or "If I had a soul, I'd never accomplish anything" - they're both fine. Girl with hair-braids fine. The hair braid thing, I've mentioned before. So...

Jan 15, 2016, 6:42 PM

"The mass of men lead a life of quiet desperation." Or in our case. Just desperation. Trigger warning: The following entry has nothing to do with anything, and is there just to be there. I call this Anna's-silver-spoon-syndrome. For more info: www.massacistsanonymous.com Foreword I...

Dec 29, 2015, 4:49 AM

My brother Slaw and I shared the same incubator. We were incubated in the same breeding place, and were raised by folks who - bless their hearts - did okay given the shoddy hand they got dealt with. My brother...

Dec 8, 2015, 1:51 PM

... “Wanna trade some wheat?” “I give you DEATH WIZARD.” “How about a brick?” “DEATH WIZZ--AARD!” (If you haven’t heard of Settlers of Catan, maybe we won’t be friends. Correction- we most definitely won’t be. Give up already.) ... It just so happened, as it often happens...

Nov 12, 2015, 12:50 PM

Move it, Homeslice

My very first impression of Israel, is that people walk incredibly selfishly. The speed, pace and style of walk, is complément alien pour moi. And bloody infuriating. And since, I cannot comprehend it, I should ignore it. Yes. If I don’t...

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Anna Wozniak lives in Tel Aviv. Sometimes, she goes outside. Sometimes, she writes about it. Some. Times.