Mollie Fermaglich

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Dec 23, 2024, 12:24 PM

Dear Protesters…

Dear Peaceful Protesters: Please put your posters and banners down for a second and raise your hand if: You have more participation trophies than the New York Yankees have World Series rings. Your parents confronted at least one teacher to...

Dec 29, 2016, 8:16 AM

Obama and Israel — BFFS 4-Ever!

The clock is ticking. In just a few short weeks, (the length of most of his vacations), Barack Hussein Obama’s two terms of providing “hope and change” to America will come to an end. While most outgoing US presidents spend their last days in...

Jul 18, 2016, 12:42 AM

Vote early, vote often!

Election Day 2016, USA. Though it's difficult to imagine a worse president than Barack Hussein Obama, we are now threatened with a possible eight years of Hillary "Sticky Fingers" Clinton. Other than Marxists, socialists, academia and self-loathing Jews, Americans are confused,...

Jun 4, 2015, 11:43 AM

Regrets? Not one or two…

President Obama was so invested in the Israeli election this year and Israel, I’m guessing, might be interested in the U.S. Presidential election, 2016. First one out of the Democratic gate -- Hillary “shoulda woulda coulda” Clinton. Like most presidential...

Mar 2, 2015, 12:50 AM

If I Ask, Then You Can Tell…

It was recently reported that several celebrities, including Brad Pitt, Jason Alexander, Ed Norton and Danny DeVito, are part of a group very interested in Israeli politics, and even more interested in vociferously airing their voices in an effort...

Feb 2, 2015, 1:04 AM

Any excuse’s a good excuse..

Poor Barack Obama. We all know that he is the coolest, most in-touch American president in history and, if you don’t agree, well you’re a racist or a Tea Party Member and you blame Eric Holder for everything that’s wrong...

Dec 24, 2014, 4:00 AM

Lost letters found?

While Bo, President Obama’s dog, (the purebred Portuguese Water Dog, a gift from the late Senator Ted Kennedy, despite Obama’s pre-oath-of-office promise to save a dog from a pet shelter, but it sounded good), was digging and scampering in...

Nov 2, 2014, 7:45 AM

John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Why the long face?” Okay. I had to get that joke out of the way because it makes melaugh every time I hear Kerry’s name. Now… Only after the...

Sep 28, 2014, 9:03 PM

TO: THE FRENCH PEOPLE FR: MOLLIE RE: UM… I THINK YOU KNOW… It’s been a while. Remember, back in 1940, when the Nazis just kinda-sorta snuck their way through the Ardennes and the Low Countries into France? Remember? And it’s not like...

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About Me

Mollie Fermaglich is a political satirist and humor writer and has written for several publications including The New York Times, London Times, King Features Syndicate, Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Mademoiselle, The Times of Israel, and many other newspapers and magazines. Additionally, she has written extensively for television and film, including writing for CBS, Nickelodeon, Disney, Paramount, Jane Startz Productions, and was a nominee for a Writer's Guild of America Award.