If you believe the following, I have some beautiful waterfront property in Arizona you might like to buy:
Selfies enhance your experience of living
Circumcisions and burials by Zoom don’t hurt as much as the old way
Giving a child, under the age of six, a cell phone to play with will enhance the quality of your mutual relationship and his with others (especially after the age of six) and, even better, the lonely experience won’t scramble their brains
I’ll literally and figuratively end this sales pitch, here, by saying that if you’re still interested in that property, meet me on the west side of your screen…the sunsets are beautiful there…
If you’re not sure where west is (none of your Facebook friends would want you to get lost) ask Siri or Alexa, before they sing you a lullaby, to insure you’re asleep.