Good Jokes

My editor sent me the following good coronavirus jokes. Even in terrible times, we should keep up optimistic good humor.

To go to the store, they said a mask and gloves were enough…they lied…everyone else had clothes on.

20 years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Day 2 without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently, she’s my wife. She seems nice.

Gas is finally affordable and we can’t go anywhere.

That moment when you’re worried about the elderly and realize that YOU are the elderly.

We thought we’d have flying cars by 2020. But no, here we are teaching people how to wash their hands.

Our cleaning lady just called and told us she will be working from home and will send us instructions on what to do.

This virus must be wrecking India. I haven’t gotten one phone call in 3 days about my credit card.

About the Author

Dr. Israel Drazin served for 31 years in the US military and attained the rank of brigadier general. He is an attorney and a rabbi, with master’s degrees in both psychology and Hebrew literature and a PhD in Judaic studies. As a lawyer, he developed the legal strategy that saved the military chaplaincy when its constitutionality was attacked in court, and he received the Legion of Merit for his service. Dr. Drazin is the author of more than 50 books on the Bible, philosophy, and other subjects.